The Great Extinction of The Unknown

There are people in my house,and Im in booty short pjamies HELP

Mithril.

unpopuler:

I would rather punch myself in the face than go to school

comedycentral:

[@ComedyCentral]

lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

meccchi:

Wanted to draw her for a long time, so there you go!!

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

tosquinha:

Music of the Ainur - also known as Melkor what are you doing stop it NO!

This choir from right to left: Vána, Oromë, Tulkas, Nessa, Estë, Irmo, Vairë, Námo, Nienna, Ulmo, Aulë, Yavanna, Manwë, Varda and Melkor.

tittily:

sweet-bitsy:

griefseed:

he does nt even know

Know what

the economic state of america

fashion-runways:

Ziad Nakad Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2014

littlesweetsacrifice:

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